Subject: Humor:  Drugs Vs Computers
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>Drug dealers                     Software developers 
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>Refer to their clients           Refer to their clients 
>as "users".                      as "users".
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>"The first one's free!"          "Download a free trial version..." 
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>Have important South-East        Have important South-East 
>Asian connections                Asian connections
>(to help move the stuff).        (to help debug the code). 
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>Strange jargon:                  Strange jargon: 
>"Stick," "Rock,"                 "SCSI," "RTFM," 
>"Dime bag," "E".                 "Java," "ISDN". 
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>Realize that there's             Realize that there's 
>tons of cash in the              tons of cash in the 
>14- to 25-year-old               14- to 25-year-old 
>market.                          market.
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>Job is assisted by the           Job is assisted by 
>industry's producing             industry's producing 
>newer, more potent mixes.        newer, faster machines. 
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>Often seen in the company        Often seen in the company of 
>of pimps and hustlers.           marketing people and venture 
>                                 capitalists.
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>Their product causes             DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D 
>unhealthy addictions.            'Nuff said.
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>Do your job well, and            Rats!!! 
>you can go out with
>sexy movie stars who
>depend on you.
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